Friday, June 17, 2005

as bhikkay always says-
"always bhizualize the kela's peel on the street;
coz it's round the corner waiting for ur feet."


faces speak , noses run, mouths eat , ah..! that's TREAT
eat
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vegies/eggies, billoos, midT, LS, park, waldies,chillies, harry's, cheddis...........and when the taxi wala comes in the picture: kk, pd, gih, gInn..etc.( for the ones i missed all are the same....u should know that a treat can adapt itself to all situations- humane or beastly; pockets empty or full ).

R
emember the times when u are there at some table waiting.............., its 8 pm and the whole place 's crowded and the rats inside ur belly make u feel lonely, lost, lulled(coz u know its going to be a long wait) and u laugh(what else could u do??)

let's consider two conditions (as bhikkay always does..)during a treat:
1. when there's a stud (don't forget he/she is a kgpian & a stomach ready for a treat has no sex,no mind and no eyes to see what goes in while the wallet loses its crisp ones.)
2. when there are many studs(kgpians again......well!...... many stomachs still are sexless, senseless, noisy, inflatable and stupid at judgements).

before we go any further one must clarify a few definitions about our very own KGP,
STUDS:too many to talk about them..i too am a stud like u ,my reader...
GODS:still too many at kgp to talk about but there's one important thing about them: even they are ever ready for a chance to commit a treat from you and even they are quite unwilling to treat the lesser mortals(the studs).

Eating Habits and expressions can be very interesting if u observe the "to be treated" ones while they eat and make merry.
observations like:- the tongue protruding out as a holy altar for your favourite chunk each time ur mouth opens for intake.
or the beads of sweat all over the forehead which sometimes drop down and sanctify your plate of pbm or cbm. but u barely notice, infact you don't want to.
and many more which make a treat a complete entertainer.

I LOVE TREATS....
but i hate.........(
to be continued)






2 comments:

Himadri Mayank said...

hehe.. aur likho.. aur jaisi deal thi.. maine bhi TREATS pe likhna shuru kar diya hai!! lolz

Sunny said...

i can understand ballon bhaiya...or bhikkay!...given the kind of food we eat nowadays, no wonder all that comes to mind are treats treats and more treats!

waise congrats on starting a blog...chalo is baat pe trt ho jaaye :D:D:D